Disclaimer: Drugs are bad, as shown in this adventure, even the feline world has this element of evil in their midst.
Displayed for your entertainment, the effects of chemicals, on cats. Wodders purchased some "Cat Nip" from his local pet store, which as we discovered to comical effect, it makes cats... go spastic.
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We started the endeavor by sprinkling a
generous amount over my keyboard. Oscar, my one eyed cat,
first instinct was to scrape a line of the dusty narcotic,
dubbed "kitty wizz" by the street cops, so he
could snort it up.
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After shooting up, he started to frantically slam at
keyboard, in some paranoid rush, attempting to express him
self to us.
We failed to see the message.
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Now in a stupor he slips us another £50
and asks to snort it straight off my leg.
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Making sure to get every last piece, Oscar resorts to
licking it off.
The sticky cat saliva, no doubt containing traces of
cat shit particles from previous self cleansing sessions,
embedded it self in my thigh.
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I was disgusted at his desperate need
for narcotics
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Now in a raging mood, he fiercely guarded
the spot, shouting obscenities at anyone who motioned towards
it.