Our intrepid arctic explorers, Foss and Wodders,
armed only with their TA training, decide to embark on an epic
search for the yeti of the arctic tundra that is
Swanborne Lake
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Promising Wodders
and Foss riches and wonder from the snow, this two-bit inbred,
bar striken, nomadic hill wanderer , that they found passed
out in a pool of his own vomit in the red lion in Arundel
slured he may know the way to the sacred creature that time
forgot.
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Dropping in from
the helicopter, Foss catches this shot of his feet buried
up to the knee in Icy Snow.
The disbelief of the treturous snow startled the well trained
crew, however the nomad, unphased by the extreme conditions
sluridly assured them that the only way to stay alive was
to make a giant snow ball.
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And so they set to work.
Their focus some what dissiluded as they couldn't help
but wonder... why?
Very soon they had a snowball weighing in at the same weight
as the group combined, its purpose still locked away in
the twised chasm of baggy's mind.
He stormed off in frantic rage as they had failed to shape
it to the fallic monstrosity that his fetish desired.
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Baggy claimed he
saw the monster at the bottom of the hill, and so off he
went in a torrent of excitment, disregarding his own well
being and safety.
Making an improvised board out of his own frozen urine,
he sets off down the hill leaving the two soldiers to continue
his nob shrine.
Little did he know they had grown weary and disturbed and
decided it was best to track his movements.
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Wodder forms an aerofoil
with his out stretched arms, which actually generates lift,
like an air craft, allowing him to hover inches above the
ground, reducing drag and friction resisitance.
Dean equipped with his WAR face to put off any possible
Yeti attack's.
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Dazed and confused
from the crash dave stumbles over to our intrepid warriors
and screamed in a shrill girlish tone
"Gaaaaayr YOU MUST HAVE SCARED IT!"
that echoed throughout the valley.
His flimsy excuse failed to disguise the clear mental anguish
which was by now haunting the whole group. The snow was
taking its toll on Dave